About Us
@ Unimpressed Press
Unimpressed Press was created for people who cope with life by laughing at it. We make honest, sarcastic, unbelievably relatable notebooks for anyone who’s tired, busy, overwhelmed, overthinking, under-appreciated, or just trying to get through the week without screaming into a reusable shopping bag.
Our notebooks are small, simple, and surprisingly personal—each one designed to say the thing you’re already thinking but haven’t said out loud yet. They’re perfect for gifting, journaling, venting, planning, or passive-aggressively placing on your desk so your coworkers know exactly where you stand.
Why We Make This Stuff
Life is messy. Work is chaos. Holidays are stressful. Relationships are wonderful and ridiculous at the same time. We wanted to make products that don’t pretend everything is perfect—because pretending is exhausting.
Instead, we make notebooks that let people be human. A little overwhelmed, a little burnt-out, a little sarcastic, and a lot self-aware. They’re tools for organization, reflection, humor, and the occasional emotional meltdown (the classy kind).
What Makes Us Different
There are a lot of pretty notebooks in the world. Ours are for the people who want something real.
- Original design: Every notebook is designed in-house with intention, personality, and a little edge.
- Relatable humor: We say the things everyone thinks but doesn’t say.
- Quality materials: Thick pages, durable covers, clean printing.
- On-demand production: Made when you order—less waste, more intentionality.
- Designed for gifting: Affordable, meaningful, and always conversation starters.
Who We Create For
Our notebooks are for:
- Coworkers surviving endless meetings
- Friends who fight chaos with humor
- Loved ones who don’t want forced sentiment
- Lovers who flirt, tease, and leave notes for each other
- Anyone who wants a gift that feels personal, funny, and honest
We’re here for the people who want connection without clichés.
Our Promise
We’ll keep making notebooks that help you laugh, breathe, think, and feel a little more like yourself. Journaling doesn’t have to be serious. Planning doesn’t have to be stressful. Gift-giving doesn’t have to be boring.
You deserve products that meet you where you are: imperfect, busy, brilliant, exhausted, and still going.
Thanks for Being Here
Every purchase supports a small, human-run brand (yes, really human) trying to make daily life a little lighter and a lot funnier.
We’re grateful you’re with us—and we hope something here makes your day just a little better.
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