Shipping policy

 

All items are printed on demand through Printful, which means your product is made just for you. Production typically takes 3–5 business days, and delivery usually lands within 6–9 days after that.

We ship to the United States only, because sarcasm knows borders, apparently.

Once an order is placed, it’s locked in. No edits, no cancellations, no take-backs. Please double-check your details before clicking “Buy,” or prepare to live with your decisions (like an adult).