Frequently Asked Questions

Aside from the fact that you’re buying one, each notebook is built to make your thoughts look smarter than they feel. You’ll get 80 lined, cream-colored pages inside a sleek UltraHyde hardcover with a matching elastic closure, ribbon marker, and an expandable pocket for all the notes you swear you’ll organize later.

5.5" × 8.5"— the “Goldilocks” of notebooks. Big enough for your genius, small enough for your bag.

Yes. An expandable inner pocketfor loose notes, receipts, business cards, or that life plan you keep rewriting.

80 lined, cream-colored pages. Ready for ideas, doodles, and very official grievances.

Lined.Unstructured thoughts? Fine. Unstructured pages? Chaos.

Each notebook is made to order, then shipped. U.S. delivery is typically 9–12 days from purchase.

First item: $5.50.

Each additional notebook: $3.25.

Still cheaper than therapy.

Not yet. U.S. only—for now. Global domination later.

All sales are final because everything’s made to order. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or wildly wrong, email info@unimpressedpress.com within 48 hours and we’ll fix it. (We’re unimpressed, not heartless.)

Yes. For offices, events, or retail orders, email info@unimpressedpress.com for a quote.