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Unimpressed Press thrives on creativity and humor, crafting memorable stationery for those who refuse to take life too seriously. Our mission is to inject a dose of fun into everyday tasks.

A Field Guide to Poor Decisions Notebook

Regular price $17.99
Sale price $17.99 Regular price $24.99 Save $7
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Description

Best for: impulsive friends • chaotic adults • coworkers with questionable judgment • overthinkers who under-perform • anyone who documents their mistakes like field research

This snarky notebook is the perfect under-$20 gift for anyone who makes questionable choices with total confidence. It’s a funny, painfully relatable notebook designed for chronic bad-decision makers, spontaneous adventurers, and self-aware humans who treat their mistakes like valuable data. (In a way… they are.)

Use this notebook to catalog every poor decision—past, present, and inevitable. Document the warning signs you ignored, the red flags you misread as “aesthetic choices,” the risky ideas that felt genius at the time, and the lessons you’ll absolutely forget by next week. It’s ideal for journaling, self-reflection, comedy, and pattern recognition (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Whether you're gifting it to a friend who turns chaos into personality, a coworker who always says “I probably shouldn’t” right before doing it anyway, or keeping it for yourself as your personal archive of questionable judgment, this notebook turns every misstep into entertainment—and maybe growth… but no promises.

Why people buy this notebook

  • A perfect under-$20 notebook for people with iconic disaster energy
  • Funny, relatable gift for friends, coworkers, and glorious chaos creators
  • Great for journaling, storytelling, reflection, and documenting life lessons
  • Ideal Secret Santa or stocking stuffer with “I know exactly who needs this” vibes
  • Original Unimpressed Press notebook design, printed in the USA

Who is this notebook perfect for?

Impulsive friends, lovable messes, serial bad-decision makers, chaotic creatives, students improvising adulthood, coworkers with stories, and anyone who has ever said “I’ve learned my lesson” and absolutely did not.

What can I use this notebook for?

Storytelling, journaling, self-reflection, documenting questionable choices, writing future cautionary tales, tracking accidental life lessons, or maintaining a detailed record of “what NOT to do” for future reference.

Is this notebook good for gifting?

Absolutely. It’s a hilarious, shockingly accurate notebook gift for birthdays, holidays, office exchanges, bachelorette weekends, road trips, or anyone who lives their life like it’s a highlight reel of mistakes worth retelling.

Is it workplace-safe?

Yes — the humor is clean and universal, perfect for office desks, team gifts, coworkers, and anyone whose professional decisions are (thankfully) better than their personal ones.

How is this notebook made?

Printed in the USA with a durable cover and smooth pages, built to handle your most chaotic ideas, emotional plot twists, and everything you’ll someday call “character development.”

Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:
We offer fast and reliable shipping with tracking to ensure your order reaches you promptly. U.S. delivery is typically 9–12 days from purchase.

Returns Information:
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Expected delivery date: Dec 19 - Dec 22 Sold out

Unimpressed Press thrives on creativity and humor, crafting memorable stationery for those who refuse to take life too seriously. Our mission is to inject a dose of fun into everyday tasks.

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A Field Guide to Poor Decisions Notebook

Regular price $17.99
Sale price $17.99 Regular price $24.99