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Unimpressed Press thrives on creativity and humor, crafting memorable stationery for those who refuse to take life too seriously. Our mission is to inject a dose of fun into everyday tasks.
Apologies I'll Accept When You’re Ready Notebook
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Description
Description
Best for: partners who owe you an apology • friends avoiding accountability • coworkers with selective hearing • emotionally delayed adults • anyone who needs a gentle push toward “I’m sorry”
This snarky notebook is the perfect under-$20 gift for anyone who’s been waiting on an apology that is clearly not arriving on schedule. It’s a funny, cathartic notebook designed for documenting emotional labor, tracking overdue accountability, writing unsent messages, and keeping receipts in the most polite, passive-aggressive way possible.
Use this notebook to outline the apologies you’re still waiting for, unpack the relationship moments that deserved better, draft the speeches you rehearse in the shower, or simply write down everything you’re letting go of (or pretending to). It’s ideal for relationship reflection, friendship maintenance, quiet self-preservation, and the ongoing emotional negotiations of being a patient person in an impatient world.
Whether you’re gifting it to a partner who communicates in vibes, a friend who could use a nudge toward self-awareness, or keeping it for yourself as a private record of “things we never talked about but should have,” this notebook blends humor, honesty, and a hint of righteous pettiness.
Why people buy this notebook
- A perfect under-$20 notebook for anyone waiting on overdue apologies
- Funny, validating, and emotionally accurate gift for partners and close friends
- Great for journaling, emotional clarity, and keeping quiet track of feelings
- Ideal stocking stuffer, breakup recovery gift, or couples therapy companion
- Original Unimpressed Press notebook design, printed in the USA
Who is this notebook perfect for?
Partners, friends, siblings, coworkers, and anyone who finds themselves constantly doing the emotional work while others simply… don’t. Great for chronic over-apologizers, chronic under-apologizers, and those stuck loving both.
What can I use this notebook for?
Emotional processing, journaling, scripting overdue conversations, writing unsent letters, listing boundaries, keeping receipts, or documenting the personal growth you’ve done while someone else was “thinking about it.”
Is this notebook good for gifting?
Absolutely. It’s a hilarious, relatable notebook gift for partners, friends, coworkers, or anyone who understands the fine art of waiting for someone else to catch up emotionally.
Is it relationship-safe?
Yes — it’s snarky but not harsh. Perfect for couples or friends who can laugh about accountability without starting an argument (probably).
How is this notebook made?
Printed in the USA with a sturdy cover and smooth pages, ready to hold all your reflections, emotional progress, and the apologies you fully intend to accept… eventually.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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We offer fast and reliable shipping with tracking to ensure your order reaches you promptly. U.S. delivery is typically 9–12 days from purchase.
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All sales are final because everything’s made to order.
Unimpressed Press thrives on creativity and humor, crafting memorable stationery for those who refuse to take life too seriously. Our mission is to inject a dose of fun into everyday tasks.

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