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Unimpressed Press thrives on creativity and humor, crafting memorable stationery for those who refuse to take life too seriously. Our mission is to inject a dose of fun into everyday tasks.
BULLSH*T Notebook
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Description
Description
Best for: coworkers drowning in nonsense • friends who call it like it is • adults allergic to drama • exhausted humans with low tolerance for chaos • anyone done pretending everything’s fine
This snarky notebook is the perfect under-$20 gift for anyone who has had it up to here with the sheer volume of nonsense life throws at them. It’s a bold, funny notebook designed for venting, eye-rolling, ranting, documenting absurdity, and keeping track of every wild thing you’re expected to tolerate with a smile.
Use this notebook to record workplace nonsense, home-life absurdities, daily irritations, unhinged requests, questionable decisions made by others, and every situation that made you whisper “I refuse.” It’s ideal for journaling, brain dumps, meeting notes, petty lists, survival planning, and any moment where your internal monologue deserves a safe outlet.
Whether you’re gifting it to a coworker who deals with too much, a friend who’s in their “absolutely not” era, or keeping it for yourself as your private anti-nonsense archive, this notebook delivers humor, honesty, and permission to call things exactly what they are.
Why people buy this notebook
- Perfect under-$20 notebook for cynical coworkers and honest friends
- A funny, cathartic outlet for work stress, daily chaos, and general nonsense
- Great for journaling, venting, to-do lists, and emotional decompression
- A go-to stocking stuffer or office exchange gift with attitude
- Original Unimpressed Press notebook design, printed in the USA
Who is this notebook perfect for?
Anyone overwhelmed by workplace drama, adult responsibilities, chaotic humans, spam emails, unrealistic expectations, group projects, meetings that won’t die, or the constant flow of nonsense that defines adulthood.
What can I use this notebook for?
Journaling, ranting, venting, meeting notes, passive-aggressive lists, personal reflection, emotional survival, documenting nonsense, or writing down everything you refuse to deal with right now.
Is this notebook good for gifting?
Absolutely. It’s a hilarious, universally relatable notebook gift for coworkers, friends, managers, family members, students, and anyone with a low tolerance for BS.
Is it workplace-safe?
Generally yes — the humor is bold but clean, making it a strong desk statement without crossing professional lines. Perfect for break rooms, cubicles, and anyone in corporate survival mode.
How is this notebook made?
Printed in the USA with a sturdy cover and smooth pages, designed to contain all the nonsense you encounter daily—so it doesn’t escape into the world unchecked.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping Information:
We offer fast and reliable shipping with tracking to ensure your order reaches you promptly. U.S. delivery is typically 9–12 days from purchase.
Returns Information:
All sales are final because everything’s made to order.
Unimpressed Press thrives on creativity and humor, crafting memorable stationery for those who refuse to take life too seriously. Our mission is to inject a dose of fun into everyday tasks.

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