Best for: burnout survivors • cynics with charm • coworkers immune to “rise and grind” energy • friends who laugh at inspirational posters • anyone not motivated by sunsets and vague promises
This snarky notebook is the perfect under-$20 gift for anyone who has tried affirmations, mantras, Pinterest quotes, productivity hacks—and still woke up tired. It’s a funny, brutally relatable notebook designed for people who appreciate honesty more than hustle culture, and who know that no amount of “You got this!” will make Monday less Monday.
Use this notebook to jot down the motivational quotes that failed you, rewrite them with improved sarcasm, track attempts at self-improvement, list things you’re definitely not doing, or write your own realistic goals (like “don’t scream today”). It’s ideal for journaling, workday survival, emotional processing, and mocking the entire self-help industrial complex in peace.
Whether you're gifting it to a coworker who hates corporate optimism, a friend who’s tired of pretending positivity works, or keeping it for yourself as a safe place to store your honest thoughts, this notebook is a perfect blend of humor, self-awareness, and actual usefulness.
Why people buy this notebook
- A perfect under-$20 notebook for cynics, realist thinkers, and motivational-burnout veterans
- Great for journaling, venting, list-making, and rewriting cheesy quotes with superior sarcasm
- A hilarious stocking stuffer or office gift for anyone tired of positivity culture
- Relatable cover that calls out the truth: motivation is not one-size-fits-all
- Original Unimpressed Press notebook design, printed in the USA
Who is this notebook perfect for?
People who hate forced positivity, coworkers who cringe at inspirational posters, friends navigating burnout, students with senioritis, emotionally exhausted adults, and anyone who finds sarcasm more uplifting than pep talks.
What can I use this notebook for?
Journaling, rewriting motivational quotes, listing failed productivity hacks, tracking emotional energy levels, venting about unrealistic expectations, planning achievable goals, or simply capturing the reality behind your “I’m fine.”
Is this notebook good for gifting?
Absolutely. It’s a funny, painfully accurate notebook gift for coworkers, friends, family members, or anyone who rolls their eyes at “Live Laugh Love.” Perfect for holidays, work exchanges, or burnout care packages.
Is it workplace-safe?
Yes — the humor is sarcastic but clean. It’s office-friendly and relatable for anyone whose workplace thinks inspirational posters solve morale issues.
How is this notebook made?
Printed in the USA with a sturdy cover and smooth pages, designed for honest reflection, comedic relief, and documenting every motivational quote that absolutely did not help.
