Best for: procrastinators • anxious overthinkers • quiet quitters • office escape artists • anyone who avoids tasks with professional-level skill
This snarky notebook is the perfect under-$20 gift for anyone whose first response to stress is “absolutely not.” It’s a funny, relatable notebook designed for documenting avoidance strategies, procrastination plans, emotional exit routes, tactical distractions, and all the perfectly reasonable reasons you’re *not* doing the thing you were supposed to do.
Use this notebook to list chores you're ignoring, emails you’re dodging, conversations you’re avoiding, tasks you should’ve done yesterday, and projects you’ll definitely finish “when things calm down” (they won’t). It’s ideal for work, school, home life, and the delicious joy of pretending your responsibilities don’t exist for just a little longer.
Whether you're gifting it to a friend who lives in avoidance mode, a coworker who evades tasks with Olympic-level grace, or keeping it for yourself as a personal archive of strategic procrastination, this notebook delivers validation, humor, and a place to hide from your to-do list while still looking productive.
Why people buy this notebook
- A perfect under-$20 notebook for procrastinators and quiet rebels
- Funny, relatable gift for coworkers, friends, and overwhelmed adults
- Great for journaling, brain-dumping, to-do lists, and avoidance planning
- A hilarious stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift with “I’ll do it later” energy
- Original Unimpressed Press notebook design, printed in the USA
Who is this notebook perfect for?
Overthinkers, procrastinators, burnt-out professionals, strategic slackers, students with permanent assignment guilt, and anyone who thrives on avoidance as a lifestyle.
What can I use this notebook for?
Procrastination planning, avoidance tracking, journaling, petty notes, emotional processing, to-do lists you’ll ignore, or crafting detailed strategies for how to delay responsibilities with flair.
Is this notebook good for gifting?
Absolutely. It makes a funny, painfully accurate notebook gift for coworkers, friends, students, roommates, or anyone who needs a safe place to plan their non-productivity.
Is it workplace-safe?
Yes — the humor is snarky but clean, making it office-friendly and perfect for desks, meetings, cubicles, and passive-aggressive “I’m busy” energy.
How is this notebook made?
Printed in the USA with a durable cover and smooth pages, designed to withstand procrastination, neglect, accidental coffee spills, and months of being carried around without being used.
