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Unimpressed Press thrives on creativity and humor, crafting memorable stationery for those who refuse to take life too seriously. Our mission is to inject a dose of fun into everyday tasks.

Bullshit Personalized Notebook

Regular price $19.99
Sale price $19.99 Regular price $24.99 Save $5
Color (Black)

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Description

Best for: coworkers drowning in nonsense • friends with zero patience • adults allergic to drama • burned-out humans • anyone who wants their name printed on their personal anti-nonsense log

This snarky personalized notebook is the perfect under-$20 gift for anyone who deals with a steady stream of nonsense on a daily basis. It’s a bold, hilarious notebook designed for documenting frustrations, workplace chaos, questionable decisions made by others, and every unhinged situation you’re somehow expected to handle calmly.

Add a name, inside joke, or signature phrase to the cover to transform this into a one-of-a-kind vault for rants, notes, receipts, personal boundaries, and all the chaos life throws at you. It’s ideal for work, home, school, and every “Are you kidding me?” moment that demands to be written down before you scream.

Whether you're gifting it to a coworker who carries the whole team, a friend in their “absolutely not” era, or keeping it for yourself as your own personalized nonsense tracker, this notebook delivers honesty, humor, and the catharsis of calling things exactly what they are.

Why people buy this notebook

  • A perfect personalized under-$20 notebook for adults with strong nonsense radar
  • Funny, cathartic gift for coworkers, friends, and fed-up humans
  • Great for journaling, venting, rant lists, meeting notes, and emotional survival
  • Customization makes it a thoughtful gift for holidays, office swaps, or bad weeks
  • Original Unimpressed Press notebook design, printed in the USA

Who is this notebook perfect for?

People who deal with too much: overworked professionals, students drowning in projects, sarcastic adults, burnt-out parents, managers, therapists, teachers, and anyone who needs a named container for the nonsense.

What can I use this notebook for?

Meeting notes, venting sessions, rants, comedic journaling, stress dumps, emotional tracking, passive-aggressive lists, or writing down every ridiculous thing that happens so you can revisit it with less rage later.

Can I personalize the cover?

Yes — add a name, but no more than 10 characters. Personalization prints exactly as typed, so feel free to be clever, chaotic, or delightfully petty.

Is this notebook good for gifting?

Absolutely. It’s a laugh-out-loud personalized gift for coworkers, friends, siblings, partners, bosses, or anyone currently surviving life with a rapidly shrinking patience level.

Is it workplace-safe?

Yes — the profanity is stylized, the tone is clean, and the message is universally relatable. Perfect for desks, meetings, cubicles, and emotional support during corporate nonsense.

How is this notebook made?

Printed in the USA with a sturdy cover and smooth pages, built to hold rants, receipts, frustrations, and every piece of bullshit you refuse to carry around in your brain.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:
We offer fast and reliable shipping with tracking to ensure your order reaches you promptly. U.S. delivery is typically 9–12 days from purchase.

Returns Information:
All sales are final because everything’s made to order.

Expected delivery date: Dec 21 - Dec 24 Sold out

Unimpressed Press thrives on creativity and humor, crafting memorable stationery for those who refuse to take life too seriously. Our mission is to inject a dose of fun into everyday tasks.

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Bullshit Personalized Notebook

Regular price $19.99
Sale price $19.99 Regular price $24.99