Best for: couples who cope with humor • partners who love honesty • friends in chaotic relationships • self-aware romantics • anyone who stays, complains, and stays anyway
This snarky notebook is the perfect under-$20 gift for anyone in a relationship that’s equal parts love, chaos, compromise, and “I swear if they do that one more time…”. It’s a funny, painfully relatable notebook designed for documenting all the little things that keep you around — affection, convenience, emotional attachment, inside jokes, shared trauma bonding, or the fact that finding someone new sounds exhausting.
Use this notebook to list the redeeming qualities that balance out the red flags, record the moments that make staying worth it, jot down relationship wins, note the things you’re pretending not to notice, or simply write through your own dramatic inner monologue. It’s ideal for couples with personality, situationships with tenure, and relationships held together by love, humor, stubbornness, and maybe a lease.
Whether you're gifting it to a partner who knows exactly what kind of relationship they’re in, a friend navigating romantic chaos, or keeping it for yourself as a journal of emotional negotiations, this notebook delivers honesty wrapped in wit — and a safe place to keep track of your “pros” list… however short it may be.
Why people buy this notebook
- Perfect under-$20 gift for couples with sarcastic communication styles
- Great for journaling, relationship reflection, and emotional self-preservation
- A funny, relatable notebook for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or chaotic Tuesdays
- Works as a couples’ inside joke or a solo coping mechanism
- Original Unimpressed Press notebook design, printed in the USA
Who is this notebook perfect for?
People in imperfect relationships, long-term couples, romantically exhausted adults, situationship survivors, newlyweds adjusting to reality, and anyone who responds to conflict with humor rather than packing a suitcase.
What can I use this notebook for?
Pros/cons lists, journaling, venting, tracking relationship wins, writing future conversations, processing emotional chaos, or documenting the ongoing evidence that keeps you from running away dramatically.
Is this notebook good for gifting?
Absolutely. It makes a hilarious, surprisingly sweet notebook gift for partners, friends, roommates, or anyone who would understand the joke immediately.
Is it relationship-safe?
Yes — it’s snarky but not cruel. Ideal for couples who love each other, annoy each other, and stay anyway (with occasional threats for dramatic effect).
How is this notebook made?
Printed in the USA with a durable cover and smooth pages, ready to hold all your heartfelt reflections, petty observations, and reasons you’re still here… for now.
