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Unimpressed Press thrives on creativity and humor, crafting memorable stationery for those who refuse to take life too seriously. Our mission is to inject a dose of fun into everyday tasks.

Shit I Can’t Say Out Loud Notebook

Regular price $19.99
Sale price $19.99 Regular price $24.99 Save $5
Color (Black)

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Description

Best for: coworkers • friends • office introverts • chronic overthinkers • anyone who edits themselves in real time

This snarky notebook is the perfect under-$20 gift for all the things you really want to say but probably shouldn’t. It’s a funny, practical notebook that lets people safely dump every unfiltered thought, spicy opinion, and “absolutely cannot go in the group chat” moment onto paper instead of into the HR file.

Use this notebook as a pressure valve for your social restraint. Jot down the comebacks you swallowed in a meeting, the unhinged thoughts you didn’t text, the brutally honest feedback you wisely kept to yourself, or the petty commentary that only your future self needs to see. It’s perfect for work, commuting, late-night brain dumps, or any situation where you’re pretending to be more polite than you actually feel.

Whether you’re gifting it to a coworker with weaponized eye contact, a friend who thrives on dark humor, or keeping it on your own desk as a sanity-saving outlet, this notebook is equal parts therapy-adjacent and comedy gold. It looks harmless enough on the outside, which makes it even more satisfying to know what’s actually going on inside.

Why people buy this notebook

  • Easy, under-$20 gift that always gets a laugh
  • Perfect notebook for coworkers, friends, and office misfits
  • Great for meetings, brain dumps, and unspoken comebacks
  • Works as a funny stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift
  • Original Unimpressed Press notebook design, printed in the USA

Is this notebook good for office gifts?

Yes. The cover is snarky but clean, making it a great notebook for coworkers, managers, and anyone who attends too many meetings. It’s edgy enough to be funny without being a career-limiting move.

Who is this notebook perfect for?

This notebook is ideal for people who filter themselves constantly: office introverts, overthinkers, recovering people-pleasers, and friends with elite internal monologue energy. If they’ve ever said “I’m being so good right now,” this is their notebook.

What can I use this notebook for?

Use it for meeting notes, secret commentary, journaling, joke writing, brain dumps, or keeping track of every moment you chose silence over chaos. It’s a flexible everyday notebook with a very honest cover.

Is this notebook appropriate as a holiday or Secret Santa gift?

Absolutely. It makes a funny, low-pressure holiday notebook gift for coworkers, friends, and adult family members. It’s a great choice when you want something more interesting than a candle but less intense than therapy.

How is this notebook made?

This notebook is printed in the USA with a sturdy cover and smooth pages, designed for everyday use at home, in the office, or wherever your unspoken thoughts need a place to land.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:
We offer fast and reliable shipping with tracking to ensure your order reaches you promptly. U.S. delivery is typically 9–12 days from purchase.

Returns Information:
All sales are final because everything’s made to order.

Expected delivery date: Dec 19 - Dec 22 Sold out

Unimpressed Press thrives on creativity and humor, crafting memorable stationery for those who refuse to take life too seriously. Our mission is to inject a dose of fun into everyday tasks.

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Shit I Can’t Say Out Loud Notebook

Regular price $19.99
Sale price $19.99 Regular price $24.99