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Unimpressed Press thrives on creativity and humor, crafting memorable stationery for those who refuse to take life too seriously. Our mission is to inject a dose of fun into everyday tasks.

Lyrics I Could Never Sing Notebook

Regular price $19.99
Sale price $19.99 Regular price $24.99 Save $5
Color (Black)

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Description

Best for: musicians • poets • overthinkers • secret romantics • anyone with feelings too dramatic, chaotic, or questionable to say out loud

This snarky notebook is the perfect under-$20 gift for anyone who writes lyrics, poems, confessions, or emotional nonsense they would never dare perform in public. It’s a funny, heartfelt notebook designed for creative brains who feel everything loudly but express it very, very quietly.

Use this notebook to draft songs you’ll never release, write verses that hit too close to home, scribble emotional brain dumps, or document melodic chaos that belongs only on paper. It’s ideal for dramatic thinking, shower-concert masterpieces, poetry phases, heartbreak eras, and late-night creative spirals.

Whether you're gifting it to a musician friend, a partner with big feelings and questionable restraint, or keeping it for yourself as a private emotional archive, this notebook blends humor, honesty, creativity, and the art of not oversharing.

Why people buy this notebook

  • Perfect under-$20 notebook for musicians, creatives, and sensitive snark machines
  • Great emotional outlet for lyrics, poetry, journaling, and dramatic internal monologues
  • A thoughtful, funny gift for anyone who “feels too much” but performs none of it
  • Wonderful stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift with personality
  • Original Unimpressed Press notebook design, printed in the USA

Who is this notebook perfect for?

People who write songs in their notes app, poets with a flair for drama, hopeless romantics, introverts with depth, or anyone who processes life like a soundtrack but refuses to sing about it.

What can I use this notebook for?

Lyrics, poetry, journaling, emotional confession drafts, brain dumps, creative ideas, and all the thoughts that deserve melody but not witnesses.

Is this notebook good for gifting?

Absolutely. It’s a fantastic notebook gift for musicians, writers, creative teens, sentimental adults, and anyone navigating messy feelings with humor and style.

Is it workplace-safe?

Yes — nothing explicit on the cover. It’s safe, clever, and personal without crossing any HR lines.

How is this notebook made?

Printed in the USA with a durable cover and smooth-writing pages that handle pen, pencil, and emotional outbursts equally well.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:
We offer fast and reliable shipping with tracking to ensure your order reaches you promptly. U.S. delivery is typically 9–12 days from purchase.

Returns Information:
All sales are final because everything’s made to order.

Expected delivery date: Dec 21 - Dec 24 Sold out

Unimpressed Press thrives on creativity and humor, crafting memorable stationery for those who refuse to take life too seriously. Our mission is to inject a dose of fun into everyday tasks.

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Lyrics I Could Never Sing Notebook

Regular price $19.99
Sale price $19.99 Regular price $24.99